Friday, June 29, 2012

The Birds

As many of us would probably agree, birds like to insult people.
Blue Jays, red-winged blackbirds, and grackles especially. When we stray too near their nests, they cackle and squawk at us, and it isn't such a leap to imagine that they're hurling vicious insults at us. This is my idea of what would happen if they could talk (An excerpt from the As Yet Unnamed Story):

            Diddle tottered unsteadily, the rotted beam beneath his feet swaying as a gust of wind howled through the missing wall of the old barn.
            “Curse it, Anajyrosima,” he muttered under his breath, clinging desperately to the wall. “You always choose the worst moments.”
            The wind seemed to laugh in response.
            Diddle waited for the beam to stop rocking as the wind faded, and then cautiously began edging his way forward out into the rafters of the barn. If the beam gave way now, there would be nothing to grab onto. Fortunately, the great weather goddess seemed to be in a good mood.
            Once he got to the end of the beam, Diddle found himself in the supporting triangle structures that held up the barn roof. They were in better condition than the beam and the rotted ladder he’d used to get up there, but he was cautious anyway. Below him, a pile of moldy straw that was almost as old as Diddle himself lay strewn in a towering heap across the floor, peppered with the occasional black pit where the floor had caved in.
            If Diddle’s mother had been able to see him, she would have skinned him alive and hung his hide on a pole in the front yard. She never seemed to understand why her son had to risk life and limb for the sake of satisfying his curiosity. It was worth the risk, though; Diddle had discovered a nest of giben birds.
            He’d caught sight of the male a few days ago; a huge, crow-like creature with a feathery crest on the back of its head and bright golden eyes. It had pitch-black feathers, peppered with flecks of gold that were densest around the hackles. They hunted in pairs—the female distracting the prey while the male swooped down to catch it—and they nested in the early summertime.
Diddle had traced these two back to their nest over the past couple days, and had lain in wait until the parents left. As soon as they were gone, he set about climbing the old, rotted walls of the barn, his goal a messy lump of willow twigs perched precariously on the beam in the middle of the ceiling. He was very close.
            The boards creaked in protest with every cautiously-placed step Diddle took, his back hunched so he could grip the beams with his hands. He must have looked strange from below; a small, wiry, scruffy-looking boy crawling around in the rafters of a barn like a monkey. He was glad there wasn’t anyone to see, since, strictly speaking, he wasn’t allowed on this property. It didn’t help that his neighbor didn’t really like him anyway.
            A sudden squeal of shifting wood warned Diddle just in time to jump away from the board he’d been about to set his weight on as it wrenched free of its notch and plummeted to the floor. It missed the hay pile, and instead snapped in two against an old milking stall. Diddle took a shaky breath.
            “That was me,” he warned himself as he proceeded, taking extra care to test each board before setting his weight on it. Finally, he reached the nest, which was built alongside an old pulley rope that dangled from the rafters, an old tire swing trapped against the ceiling to prevent the rope from pulling through. Diddle used it as an anchor as he kneeled down next to the nest and cautiously peered over the edge.
            Beeeek!” cheeped an angry voice, followed by a chorus of tiny, indignant protest as all four inhabitants of the little nest caught sight of Diddle. The boldest hatchling rose up onto its tiny legs, flapping its stubby little wings and clicking its oversized beak. The half-formed crest on the back of its head rose threateningly, reminding Diddle of a pincushion. He laughed as the other three hatchlings followed suit and waddled at him with their wings raised.
            “You’re fierce, aren’t you?” he said, wiggling a finger at them. The lead chick snapped at his finger and tried to swallow it, but he pulled away in time.
            “You’ll have quite the glib tongue when you grow up, won’t you?” Diddle said fondly, resting his chin on the side of the nest. The hatchlings folded their wings, and a couple of them cocked their heads towards him as if they were listening. Diddle grinned.
            “I’d wager you can understand every word I say,” he said. The lead chick ruffled its wings, and then squawked a single word:
            “Mam!”
            Diddle’s grin dropped; they weren’t looking at him at all.
            “Idiot! Jerk!” shrieked a voice, right into Diddle’s ear. He yelped in surprise and tried to duck out of the way, but the owner of the voice was relentless and angry, and she attacked Diddle with her claws flashing and insults rolling from her tongue in a cacophonous barrage of gibe.
            “You fat-faced, slimy thief! May you rot in the demonlands and lose your eyeballs to the genies! May your ugly face be pounded flat by the demons! I’ve never seen anything more disgusting! You filthy, evil pilferer! Why, I’ll—”
            Diddle tried to kick the female giben bird with his free foot, but all she did was latch herself onto his ankle and claw at his pant leg while cussing and hurling insults at him with unbridled fury. The chicks were at it, too, cheeping out half-formed insults as they waved their stubby wings and hopped around excitedly.
            Jeeeeerk!” one squeaked. Eeeeevl jeeeerk! Maaaae oo rot en the deeeeemnlaaa!”
            Another squawk from the entrance to the barn threw Diddle into a panic; the male! Between the mother and the father giben birds, they’d likely rip him to shreds. He needed to get out of there!
            His eyes searching frantically for an escape route, Diddle lit upon the old pulley rope. It was old and frayed and didn’t look like it would hold much. He briefly glanced at the approaching male giben bird, and without second thought, he leaped for the rope.
            He managed to seize the rope in midair, his arms very nearly popping from their sockets as his body’s falling weight suddenly yanked on his shoulders. He fell for a few meters—his legs windmilling frantically and the rope burning his hands—before he finally managed to bring himself to a stop.     
            He quickly twisted the rope around his legs and tightened his grip with his hands, his breath coming in ragged gasps and his limbs shaking. Thoughts of splattering against the floorboards were whirling through his brain, fueled by fear and adrenaline. When he’d collected himself enough to think coherently, he risked glancing upwards at the giben birds. He was surprised to find that the entire family was staring down at him, even the babies. They looked like they were waiting for something to happen.
            Diddle heard a loud snap, and then the rope suddenly gave way beneath him as something up above broke.
            Ironically, it wasn’t the rope.
            The board that fastened the rope to the ceiling was one of the most unrotted, stable beams in the building. Yet for some reason, it chose that moment to give way and send Diddle plummeting to the ground below.
            Diddle shouted frantically as he fell, but he had sense enough to curl himself into a ball and angle his feet downward, his muscled tensed for impact. He hit the mound of rotted hay, and then, with a splintering crash, kept going.
            The floorboards underneath the hay were even worse than the rafters, and they crumbled beneath Diddle’s weight like toothpicks. He, the rope, and a flurry of hay tumbled into the basement floor of the barn, crashing through the ceiling and into another mound of moldy hay at the bottom of an old calf stall. Diddle landed on his feet, but the force of the landing sent him sprawling flat with his face on the ground, his ribs aching and his butt sore from punching through the ceiling with it. He moaned miserably into the ground as the dust and hay settled around him.
            Nothing was broken, but Diddle probably would have laid there all day if it weren’t for the distant sounds of shouting that drifted down through the hole in the ceiling. It wasn’t the giben birds this time.
            “Crap!” Diddle cursed as he shot up to his feet, his bruises forgotten as he recognized the voice of his neighbor, Ian McClillan. The old, retired farmer sounded angry, and quite willing to take off Diddle’s head if he discovered him in the barn.
            Diddle ran for the downstairs exit, brushing off hay and splinters and praying all the while that Mr. McClillan would check the upstairs first.
            Not for the first time that day, luck was in Diddle’s favor.
            He ducked out of the basement and dodged behind a nearby bush as Mr. McClillan stormed by, on his way towards the upstairs loft.
            “Curse that rotten kid! If I find him in there, I swear by Anajyrosima’s tail I’ll wring his skinny little neck!” the old farmer muttered as he passed. Fortunately, the thick hair growing out of his ears prevented him from hearing Diddle chocking back a laugh.
            Once the coast was clear, Diddle shot away from his hiding place as quickly as his feet would carry him, heading for the small grove of woods that marked his home. He picked hay and wood out of his hair as he ran, hoping all the while that his mother wouldn’t notice the moldy barn smell that was clinging to him. It wouldn’t be the first time she’d grounded him for something he’d only sort of done on purpose. 

I rewrote the beginning of this story about a week ago. What I had before didn't seem like quite enough to introduce such an energetically curious character like Diddle. He needed to start out doing something...something he wasn't supposed to. The next chapter is up as well, so be sure to check it out!



Friday, June 22, 2012

The Creature Project

Tyrranigan Falcon--the very first


I have no idea how this project started.
All I know is that I was told one day by a friend of mine that everyone at our lunch table was going to come up with a mythical creature. The idea was to combine the front and back halves of an animal, much like the griffins, centaurs, and satyrs in classical mythology.

Oh, and by the way, I'd been volunteered to draw these creatures.

It was a great project to work on, though some of the animal combinations were a pain to work with. I started with the Tyrranigan Falcon, only to discover that cramming the head of a tyrannosaurus rex on the shoulders of a peregrine falcon was not easy, nor was merging the leathery, wrinkled torso of a rhinoceros to the sleek, neatly striped back end of a tiger. They turned out fine nevertheless, and I learned how to draw several new animals (I never realized how weirdly-shaped the head of a rhinoceros is).

Now all that's left to see is if these drawings ever actually worm their way into modern mythology. Be sure to check out the other creatures on the Doodles and Art page.


Sunday, June 17, 2012

The Curse of Ideas

"My brother is a troll."

The best ideas come when you're bone-tired and want nothing more than to sleep. This one came in the middle of the night a few days ago, and I had to drag myself out of bed, scramble around in the dark until I found my notebook and a pen, and finally figure out how to work the light switch so I could scribble down the full story.
Note-taking doesn't work, either. I'll start writing down bullets, and then suddenly, I'll get an idea for the first sentence. That first sentence will then become the second sentence, and then spiral out of control until I have a complete story before me and a couple hours of sleep wasted. I suppose that's the curse of getting an idea, but I really wouldn't mind if my inspiration came in the middle of the day when I'm bored and not trying to catch up on sleep.

The stories of changelings have always been interesting to me. What would it be like to meet the person you were changed with? Even stranger, what would it be like to meet a sibling that had been swapped? This is what I think it would be like...

Changelings
            My brother is a troll.
            No, I’m not being mean. He is literally a troll. It’s actually a lot more common than one would think. A recent survey taken in 2006 revealed that an average of 0.02 children per household are in fact trolls—changelings swapped with human children at birth. It’s hard to tell at first sometimes, because the changelings usually don’t look that much different from humans.
            Seth has actually always been a good-looking boy; dark hair, tanned skin, etc., but if you look closely, you’ll notice that his eyes aren’t really light hazel—they’re gold. His pupils narrow into slits in dim light as well, and he can see extremely well in the dark. Even so, it wasn’t until he started talking that we realized what he was.
            When he was three, he asked my mother where her tail was.
            We all thought this was strange, but we assumed he’d been watching the cat, Sigurd, and had figured that all creatures have to have tails. We thought this, that is, until he turned six and asked my dad why mom hadn’t tried to eat me yet. We finally began to piece things together when he was eight, and he walked into the house with a huge black timber wolf following meekly at his heels like a trained dog.
            Despite all of this, we’ve treated him and loved him as part of the family. He and I fought together, committed small crimes together, and got in trouble together like regular siblings, though the thought occasionally crossed my mind, Who was my real brother? I always pushed that thought aside, because I love Seth as my brother, and I knew I never would meet my blood brother. At least so I thought.
            I finished high school four years ahead of Seth, and then we parted ways for a time while I went to college and he finished up high school. He was always very intelligent, especially in science classes. He once took an ecology class in which he had to go outside and identify birds. He swept through that unit without missing a question, but later confessed to me that he’d cheated; He’d asked the birds what people call them and they’d told him the answers.
            The summer after my first year of college, I returned home to visit. Seth and I talked a lot and walked out back in the hilly woods that surrounded our house, listening to birdsongs and turning over rocks in the creeks bed like when we were kids. Seth had Fenris, the timber wolf he’d befriended, following at his heels like he always had since he was eight. A couple of rabbits tried to follow him, too, but Fenris scared them off.
            I remember walking farther than we ever had before that day. The trees grew taller and taller as we walked, and the path that we were following became rougher and rougher until we had to hack aside tree branches and reaching tendrils of prickly thorns. We didn’t even think about turning back; we both felt a sort of urgency, as if we needed to be somewhere on time.
            We came to a part of the forest that was the beginning.
            There was no other word for it; the forest had begun there, and the trees that grew there were so old, so tall, and so incredibly wise that they knew every detail that had happened in the forest, from the mightiest forest fire to the tiniest fluttering of a bee’s wing. The air was very still.
            We weren’t alone. There was another family of people at the other end of the grove. There were four of them, two of which looked older than the others, with wilder hair and longer tails. They all had very tanned, leathery skin and shaggy, coarse black hair tangled with twigs. They had long tails—like those of a donkey—which they kept curled around their bare feet.
            We moved towards them, and them towards us—silently, so as not to disturb the ancient quiet of the grove. We met in the middle and stared at one another for a spell, neither group speaking or moving.
            I recognized the two parent trolls; they had the same high cheekbones, hawk-like noses and serious eyes as Seth, as well as the shimmering gold irises and slitted pupils. The young girl troll looked like him as well, though younger. I recognized the fourth troll as well, though he was not quite like the other three.
            He was a little paler of skin, and his face a little less heavily lined by wind and rain. His nose matched my mother’s and his heavy eyebrows my father’s, and the way his hair curled looked like mine. Most important were his eyes—light blue in color, with rounded pupils and a tendency to squint in the dark. He and I stared at one another for a spell, while Seth and his blood sister stared at one another as well. The parent trolls watched us all, and I couldn’t help but wonder if they’d ever regretted switching their son for that of another.
            Finally, we turned and left—not a word spoken nor a sign exchanged—Seth and I towards our home and the trolls towards theirs. We left that grove of old, wise trees for the young, new trees of the woods we knew well, and eventually made our way back home to finish my visit with my parents. I eventually went back to college, and Seth moved on to become a naturalist. The two of us settled down to our respective lives and families, and between us, we kept mum on that which we saw in the old forest. That day stayed with me, though, all through my life; the day I saw my real brother.

Friday, June 8, 2012

First Post of Summer

Summer is here at last!
It took six months of endless memorizing, testing, and waiting, but at last we can let our brains atrophy and push out a few of the math and grammar concepts we memorized in favor of something more interesting--a good fantasy novel for instance, or how to set up a tent. Lazing about has been my favorite pastime so far this summer, and I'm becoming something of an expert at it.
With summer, of course comes my annual purging of my old school notebooks and folders. I kept a careful eye out for good doodles this year, and I unearthed a few that I'd completely forgotten about. As we all know, there is very little actual learning going on during teacher lectures, and students usually cram the material in last-minute before exams. Teacher lectures are also perfect doodling opportunities. I find some of my best artwork seems to materialize when I'm half-conscious with boredom and I happen to have a series of blank notebook margins right beneath my fingers. This is one of the more elaborate ones I unearthed this year, and I can only remember what the lesson was about because of the worksheet on the back (mRNA):

It's the first in a series of dragon-like creatures that I've begun drawing for a story that has yet to evolve completely. I recently happened upon an interesting beginning to the story, which, judging by the handwriting, I'm pretty sure I scrawled on the back of a drawing when I was only half-awake. Once I deciphered my own handwriting, it sounded something like this:

Eons ago, an entire shipload of trans-galactic immigrants vanished on the surface of a strange planet. No one knew what happened to them, and whenever ships were sent in to investigate, they were destroyed just near the planet surface by some inexplicable force.
You are a military sergeant, one who has trained for years for this assignment. You and a select group of highly skilled soldiers have been selected for a mission. Your goal is to explore the surface of the mysterious planet on which so many have disappeared. You've been armed with the latest in weapon technology, and your ship was designed to withstand whatever force destroyed those before you. It almost works...
As the ship nears the planet surface, a tremor rocks the ship. The titanium plates guarding the hull are torn from the ship by a creature so vast you are dwarfed by one of its glowing green eyes. The ship tumbles from the sky, spiraling out of control and trailing smoke. You manage to get ahold of an emergency jet pack, and frantically pull it on even as your companions scramble for their own. You blast out an open hatch, leaving the others inside. A wing clips you as the ship crashes onto the planet surface, and your damaged jet pack sends you crashing into a tree.
When you awake, you are the only survivor. Your jet pack is ruined, and anything within the ship has already been blown to bits. You are now on the world "Dairn," named such by the natives--the original immigrants. You now have two choices: You abandon your beliefs and training to learn to live with the creatures that share the world with the humans--the dragons--or, you can die.

It sounds like a video game I would like to play. I'll be leaving this drawing and some of the others from that series in the doodles and art tab, as well as a few drawings from some other books that have yet to be completed. As always, there's another chapter posted in the As Yet Unnamed Story. That story is still working on introducing the characters, so be patient. It gets interesting.

Happy summer!


Saturday, June 2, 2012

New Chapter

The latest chapter in the as yet unnamed story (see tab above) is up. I apologize for the weird format, so if you haven't yet read the first chapter, you'll have to scroll down to the bottom to find it. In this part of the story, I introduce Amy Pren, Diddle's mother. She doesn't play a very big role in the story, but her personality surprised me, and I plan on including her in a later story with a bigger role. Judging by this chapter, I'd say Amy and Diddle argue a lot. I'd also say Diddle usually wins on the important stuff. I like to give my female characters strong personalities, even if they seem mild at first. Amy has her fits of temper whenever her son is doing something dangerous, much like Sisk, who I will introduce later on in the book. She' kind, however, and knows when arguing against Diddle's sense of curiosity is useless. I have high hopes for her character.

Diddle, on the other hand, is full of energy, talkative, and insatiably curious about everything. He's not very hard to write for, since he knows exactly who he is and what he wants to do. I've discovered that writing for a shy character is a lot harder than writing for someone who is talkative or has a temper. "There was an awkward silence" only takes up half a line.

On a different note, I hope everyone's enjoying my work, or at least not hating it too much. Feel free to offer ideas or comments, because I definitely still have some work to do.